/dodges vending machine with ease\ Well of course i'm enjoying it~ It's not everyday the monster of Ikebukuro is degraded to a woman's body~! -Askmaliciousinformant
S-Shut up dammit! You think I wanted this!? Oh of course you’re enjoying this you sick ass flea! /throws stop sign at you in rage\
Get inthe kitchen and make me a sandwich? C:
Do I look like some kind of MAID TO YOU!? /gets all in your face\ EH!?!!
So my dear Shizu-chan has turned into a girl~? How unfortunate~ /grins\ -Askmaliciousinformant
SHUT UP DAMMIT! YOU’RE ENJOYING THIS AREN’T YOU!?!?! /THROWS VENDING MACHINE\ GODDAMMIT I’M GONNA GET YOU FOR THIS, YOU FLEA!
This reminds me of a puzzle!
Or some kind of sick joke…
*grabs shizuos boobs* WAT DA FUC
/PUSHES YOU BACK\
DON’T FUCKING TOUCH ME…this is degrading enough../grumbles
Well, look at the good side, now that you're a chick you'll have freedom from all your rabid fangirls! ouo.... unless they start turning lesbian for you ಠ_ಠ
Tck..I guess…BUT IT’S STILL FUCKING—WHY THE HELL DO I HAVE BOOBS!?
D: now you're a woman... DAMNIT.
FUCKING DAMMIT I KNOW. THIS IS THE FLEA’S DOING
/CRUSHES RANDOM BENCH\
Fuck off /slams into a wall and grumbles\ that goddamn FLEA did this…
hahahaa now izaya has TWO HOLES TO PLAY WITH /LAUGHS FOREVERRR
FUCK NO, THAT DAMN FLEA ISN’T TOUCHING ME OR GOING NEAR ME AT ALL /throws a stop sign at you
JUST BECAUSE I’M A FUCKING CHICK MEANS I WON’T KILL YOU.